Completely Overwhelmed.

Ever been at the place where you have so much to do, it doesn't matter where you start because there's no way in hell that you're going to finish?

I'm three miles past that.

Less of a Woman

After finally putting batteries back in my scales, I was pleased to learn yesterday that I am officially 10% lighter than I was in November.
I'm 90% of the woman I once was...


*happy dance*

When Harry Met Sally

"I'll have the Chef Salad with the oil and vinegar on the side please. And the apple pie a la mode.
And I'd like the pie heated please, and I don't want the ice cream on top, I'd like it on the side. I'd like Strawberry please, if you have it, and if not then I'd like whipped cream, but only if its real, If its out of a can, then, nothing."

"Not even the pie?"

"No, then I'll still have the pie, but not heated."

:)